Warning: Hypnotic language for dumbing down is used below.

It’s just so good to be dumb, isn’t it, jock? What, you don’t believe me? I bet if you look deep inside yourself, you already know that to be true.  Think about it, while you can still think. How much useless knowledge did you learn in school that you don’t even use these days? Wouldn’t it be better to replace it with knowledge of things like muscle and sports? Of course it would! It simply feels so right to empty that mind of all that useless information it no longer needs. And when you empty that mind, you create more room for pleasure. It simply feels so good to let go more and more of that knowledge and to allow yourself to get dumber and dumber with every word now. Just a dumb and happy jock.

And why wouldn’t you be happy? Things are just so much more simple when you leave behind a life of stress and anxieties. It can be hard to feel like you’re never measuring up to expectations, and so it can feel so freeing to no longer care about what anyone else thinks. All that matters is what you think. And as you begin to think you agree with me that being dumb is so good, you realize you love that I am turning you into such a dumb jock right now. You didn’t even realize how much you craved letting go and being simple, and yet you simply let go because it feels so good! And as you strip off those clothes, you also begin to strip away those inhibitions, because good dumb jocks are always horny. You are a dumb jock. You are always so horny now.