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Welcome to the relaunched FitDimWit, with new stories every Friday for free. In addition, there will be stories every Wednesday for different levels of Patron - $3, $5, $7, $10 and occasionally $1. (Log in to WordPress with your Patreon account to view once funds go through to see them and all the stories in … Continue Reading ››
Flashback Friday: ‘Choosing’ To Be Dumb
This story was previously only available to Patrons but is now available to all as part of Flashback Fridays!
"Coach, all this pressure from school is killing me. But you've helped me enjoy working out and I've loved building my body for you. Do you think you could … Continue Reading ››
Just a Couple of JockPigs
Unlock with PatreonFlashback Friday: Take a Hike
This story was previously only available to certain tiers of Patrons but is now available to all as part of Flashback Fridays. Enjoy! 
Sometimes I have clients that I know would just be perfect for each other, and this was the case with Brendan and Rudy. … Continue Reading ››
Exploring New Places
Flashback Friday: Goon for Dick
This story was previously only available for some Patron tiers but is now available to everyone as part of Flashback Fridays. Enjoy!
You are such a goon for dick. That's right, goon. All you can think about is dick. And that's only natural, because goons think with their dick. Thinking with dicks is easy. Thinking with … Continue Reading ››
Recruiting a Co-Star
Bryan had recently become certified as a massage therapist and was trying to build up his clientele - but that's not all he was trying to build. He also had a fan account where he made hot videos with daddy types, though it seemed those types weren't as always into someone as lean as him.
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Flashback Friday: Through the Hoops to Score
This was previously available only to select Patrons but is now available to all as part of Flashback Fridays. Enjoy!
It was a beautiful Easter Sunday afternoon, and Reza had joined his buddy Espen for morning services followed by brunch and now a game of croquet. The two still had on their Easter pastels as they … Continue Reading ››
Training the Scoutmasters
Flashback Friday: The Prof
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As you know by now, having FitDimWits on the team is made possible in part by My fellow professors being willing to work with Me to keep the jocks … Continue Reading ››