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Special Workout

“Hey Coach, I just drank the last of the water.”

No wonder you still look so thirsty, then, jock.

“I do, Coach?”

You do. But not for water. You look thirsty for Me.

“That’s funny, Coach. You know I’m straight.”

I know that’s what you think, jock, but I know you’ve also been having a harder and harder time thinking at all as you’ve been focusing on getting harder and harder muscle, and that’s just been making your dick get harder and harder. So just go ahead and let right go as you RELAX, JOCK. Just sit down and be left getting more comfortable as you are also left filling up with more pleasure.


“Oh, hey Coach. I didn’t hear you come in. Musta been zonin’ out.”

No problem, jock. Looks like all that hard work is paying off. You must be really popular with the ladies. 

“Nah, they don’t know how to appre…. what’s that word? Fuck. Too big. Only muscles should be big.”

Appreciate?

“Yeah, that Coach. They don’t value muscle. Just look at all those pop stars they’re into. Fuckin’ twigs, bro. Not like this.”

Looking good, jock.


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