“So glad we get to actually play some rugby this spring, Coach! Last season was supposed to be my first, and all I got in were a couple practices.”

Definitely going to be a better year, jock. But even though we couldn’t practice, you kept working out both that body and that mind… right, jock?

“Yeah, Coach! I did your hypnosis workouts twice a day, before workouts and before bed!” 

Very good. That means you’ve really mentally prepared for the season. 

“Sure, Coach, I’ve been learning all about rugby.”

Oh I’m sure you do, jock. And SIMPLE RUGBY JOCKs like you rarely remember anything else except how to be a good rugby jock for Coach, and that’s perfectly okay… because being mentally prepared for the season means not being distracted by any other worries or concerns.