It’s all just so very simple, just as you have learned to love being so very simple, and you simply love how simply it is to simply think with that dick.

You’ll of course follow any laws regarding what’s appropriate in public, and yet you are ready to show off as much of that sexy body as you can. After all, you are such a whore for those beads and you love to do what you can to get more of those beads. That’s just what a Mardi Gras himbo like you does. 

Every time a new strand of beads goes over your head, it wipes out even more of your brain cells and leaves you an even dumber himbo. Every time you put on  those beads, it simply wipes away all unneeded intelligence as it goes by your head. 

And then when it comes down to it and you’re off with another man or even group for a more private affair, you’ll find it so easy to strip down and show off those assets. Just as you’ve found it so easy to strip away all inhibitions and all resistance, further removing them from yourself with each and every session we’ve had together.

You probably don’t even remember how uptight you used to be about sex, and that’s perfectly okay – for now, you’ve been himbofied, and everything about that simply feels so right.