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Mardi Gras Himbo

This is the type of event you’ve been trained for, himbo. All these months of motivating you to work out as you shed fat and toned that muscle. All these months of draining your intelligence as you were left simply thinking with that dick. Mardi Gras is your time to shine.
Now here you are, already so ready to show off that fit lean body, but it never hurts to reinforce that training and remind you of just how good it feels to be the himbo who has little need to think – except when he thinks with his dick.

It’s all just so very simple, just as you have learned to love being so very simple, and you simply love how simply it is to simply think with that dick.


And it’s so simple to know that this is exactly the kind of event where a himbo does best. There are so many chances to score, and even more chances to show off. 

You’ll of course follow any laws regarding what’s appropriate in public, and yet you are ready to show off as much of that sexy body as you can. After all, you are such a whore for those beads and you love to do what you can to get more of those beads. That’s just what a Mardi Gras himbo like you does. 

Every time a new strand of beads goes over your head, it wipes out even more of your brain cells and leaves you an even dumber himbo. Every time you put on  those beads, it simply wipes away all unneeded intelligence as it goes by your head. 

And then when it comes down to it and you’re off with another man or even group for a more private affair, you’ll find it so easy to strip down and show off those assets. Just as you’ve found it so easy to strip away all inhibitions and all resistance, further removing them from yourself with each and every session we’ve had together.

You probably don’t even remember how uptight you used to be about sex, and that’s perfectly okay – for now, you’ve been himbofied, and everything about that simply feels so right.


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