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Chav Chain

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As you stroke deeper, you feel  that inner chav taking over more and more whenever you were that special chain.

Whenever that chain is on, it’s as if you never were properly educated. Just a horny lad that wants to have a good time when you wear that chain.

As I wake you with that chain already on, you will feel as if you are a chav and have always been a chav… and you won’t know otherwise until that chain comes off.


“Fuck I feel mint Coach Let’s go ave some beers and den fuck some bumtingz lads.

You’re bloody bumtingz yerself, maybe ya could just stay in and work mii ass.

This chain sick, innit? Ain’t never comin’ off mate.”

 

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Suddenly Scallie

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So you are wanting to build muscle to beat up some… chavs was it?

“Yes, Coach. Bloody idiots they are! Hypnosis would be ace.”

Have you tried getting along with them?

“You’re off your trolley! A posh lad like me associating with scallie morons like them?”

Well, I can’t condone beating someone up just because they are, but you know I’d love to help you gain some muscle. So why don’t we go ahead and relax you…


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“Ite bruv. Feel differen’.”

As you requested, I’ve given you some motivation, and some suggestions to help you get along with those chavs.

“You startin’?”

What do you mean?

“Chavs is well fit, yer meht?”

I suppose some are. Why don’t we plan on a couple voice follow-up sessions, and we’ll meet up again in a couple months.

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What happened to your nice bed? Are you sleeping on this old couch?

“It a proper place to sleep, innit?”

I suppose so. You look different.

“That’s class meht! I were always this way, like. But aright bruv.”

Well I’m glad you’re enjoying being in this neighborhood. We still need to get a bit more muscle on you though, huh chav?

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