So you are wanting to build muscle to beat up some… chavs was it?
“Yes, Coach. Bloody idiots they are! Hypnosis would be ace.”
Have you tried getting along with them?
“You’re off your trolley! A posh lad like me associating with scallie morons like them?”
Well, I can’t condone beating someone up just because they are, but you know I’d love to help you gain some muscle. So why don’t we go ahead and relax you…
“Ite bruv. Feel differen’.”
As you requested, I’ve given you some motivation, and some suggestions to help you get along with those chavs.
“You startin’?”
What do you mean?
“Chavs is well fit, yer meht?”
I suppose some are. Why don’t we plan on a couple voice follow-up sessions, and we’ll meet up again in a couple months.
What happened to your nice bed? Are you sleeping on this old couch?
“It a proper place to sleep, innit?”
I suppose so. You look different.
“That’s class meht! I were always this way, like. But aright bruv.”
Well I’m glad you’re enjoying being in this neighborhood. We still need to get a bit more muscle on you though, huh chav?
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