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Formally a Patron exclusive, this story is now free for all to enjoy this holiday season!

Zayne’s boss Quinten had been a bit of a Scrooge since he started working for him a few years ago. There were never any holiday bonuses or office parties, and Zayne often had to work overtime around the holidays. This year he had a plan to change that, but first he had to get the grinch to agree to let some music play in the office.

“Fine, you can put on some Christmas music if you keep it soft and instrumental. None of that Mariah Carey crap!” Zayne abided, for any music he could place some subliminals with would do. Slowly but surely, he got his boss to relax his rules. The volume went up, decorations went up, and plans were even made for an Office holiday party.

“Don’t you just love this holiday music, boss?” Zayne asked.

“I wouldn’t say love it, but if it keeps good employees happy, I can try to enjoy it. And I think I have something else you’ll enjoy too.”

With that, Quinten stood up and began to kiss Zayne – not that Zayne was complaining. While he always thought his boss was a bit of an arrogant jerk, he was a hot jerk. But wasn’t he straight? As the two made out, Zayne began to wonder if his hypnosis could have had some unintended consequences.

You value Zayne. You appreciate all he does for you. Zayne deserves a nice big bonus. Okay, so perhaps that valuing and appreciating Zayne had shown up in unexpected ways, but he still never thought a big bonus might get misinterpreted to mean Quinten’s dick. How was he to know that an arrogant prick like Quinten would think of his wide girth as a bonus to any woman he fucked in such a way that he actually made Bonus the nickname for his privates? Nope, Zayne was not aware of any of this and was caught by surprise as Quinten said, “Time for your holiday bonus,” and led him down to his now-unzipped cock. It was a good surprise.

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Previously available only to Patrons, this story is now available to all as part of Flashback Fridays. Halloween might have been yesterday, but pumpkin season continues 😉 This is a follow-up to Pumpkin Season (click here to read).

Tobey was visiting his buddy Cillian, as had become tradition for them in October, and the two were making it a seasonal pre-Halloween themed weekend. They had just watched the latest horror flick Bloody Patch the night before, and now they were enjoying themselves at an actual pumpkin patch.

“This scarecrow looks a lot friendlier than the one in the movie, but I’m still glad we’re visiting here when it’s light.”
“Eh, I didn’t think it was that scary. I just hope the rumors we saw after about pumpkin fucking aren’t true.”

Unfortunately for the long-time buddies, the rumors did have truth to them. Anyone that watched that film began to feel incredibly horny if they decorated pumpkins within the following days. And now that they were back at Cillian’s place and had decorated their pumpkins, they were both feeling incredibly horny.

“Not cool Cillian.”
“What?”
“Straight guys shouldn’t tease their gay friends like you are. Brushing up against me.”
“I know, but I’m just so horny, Tobey. I really need to fuck something. And if it’s you or that pumpkin…. I want to try with you.”
“Then maybe we should get these clothes off.”

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