“Coach, I’m tired of the big city. I feel like half my day is spent stuck in traffic jams, and by the time I get home I don’t feel like working out.

I want a simpler life. I don’t know what. Maybe something out in the country. Just away from it all, with more time to focus on my body.

Do you think you can help?”

I’ll do my best. Why don’t you go ahead and relax for me… and we’ll work on giving you a simpler life.

“Mighty fine of ya t’come visit me on th’ farm, Coach.”

You like it better than when you lived in the city then?

“City? I’ve allus lived in th’ country suh. Country fella through an’ through. Love workin’ hard on th’ farm an’ on mah muscle.”

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