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You know, usually a gym bunny is someone that is doing it more for looks than health or fitness. Is that the kind of attitude you want?
“Well, I guess it’s a bit shallow, but yeah. I want a bunch of hotties swiping right on me. Maybe you can help me become more outgoing to actually go meet them too?”
So making you focused on your physique and hooking up? Like a himbo.
“A himbo, Coach? That would work with being a gym bunny?”
Yes, jock. Given rabbits are known for making a lot of babies, it makes sense to combine the two. And it’s the perfect week for it too.
Don’t worry, jock. They’re just a bit of a temporary aid to really help you begin feeling like that total gym bunny. Why don’t you go ahead and relax for Me, and focus on how horny the thought of becoming even more obsessed with muscle is starting to make you?
Unfortunately, he also lacked some tact. “Is it true black guys are more hung?”
“Dude, that’s offensive.”
“How is that offensive? Being big is a good thing, ain’t it?”
“And what if I’m not big? It reeks of stereotyping and I shouldn’t be fetishized like that.”
“I’m sorry, man. I swear I’m not fetishizing you.”
Colson meekly continued, “It’s just I… I haven’t been able to take my mind off your cock ever since that productivity expert visited. But I know you’re not gay. I didn’t think I was gay.”
Moshe wasn’t so sure his buddy was right about that. But had it really been that visit? “Dude, those were some weird-ass videos he made us watch. Though I can’t really remember much about them now.”
“You looked really good,” Moshe let slip. “Wait, didn’t you already see my cock that day?”