“I don’t get what the big deal is. Why’d you want me to try on this hat?”
“I just thought you’d look sexy in it. I was right.”
“Whoa, bro, ya know I’m straight, don’t ya?”
“I do. I also know you’ve been working with Coach.”
“What that got to do with it?”
“Whoa… what was ya sayin?”
“You feeling alright?”
“Dude, it’s all good. Just dizzy for a sec yo.”
“I’ll take your word for it if you think that’s all.”
“Me no think… make head hurt.”
“Looks like you’re getting nice and hard.”
“Fuck yeah man…. you suck it.”
“I thought you didn’t swing that way?”
“Me don’t care. Me horny.”
“Alright, bro. Let’s slip down those pants…”
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