I thought it only fitting that this Flashback Friday, which happens to actually be on the 1st, go back to this story of resolutions from 2015. Read the original by clicking here or just enjoy the update below.
“Nah, it’s nothing.”
“No, man, it’s something. You’re gettin’ really swole.”
“Yeah, what’s your secret, bro? You on the gear?”
“Nah, nothing like that, but I do have an advantage. My gym buds are almost here and we have a special technique that might be best to just show you. But you have to promise not to freak out and really give it a chance.”
“Yeah, we’re totally jockin’ up.”
“Huh. I always questioned his legitimacy, but it seems to be working for you guys.”
“Totally. And if you want to truly bulk up, it’s all about getting that testosterone flowing through you. You just feel Coach’s words inside you as you work with your gym buds on getting that pump before you hit the weights. Come on over, Johnson, and help us show them.”
That’s it. Just flex and focus on that muscle you’ve been building so big. It’s all that matters to you. You simply need to grow it bigger. 
Just go ahead and stroke that cock now, and feel yourself dumbing down with every stroke. Simply letting go as any remaining brain cells simply drain right to your cock. Thinking is hard. Your dick is hard. Just start to think with your dick now.
