Welcome back guys. You should feel much different than the city boys you had been before. 
“Yes Sir. I reckon twas ’bout a month ago I inherited gramps’ ranch, ’bout time we started fittin’ in ’round these parts.” 
“But didja make the other changes?”
Of course. You had paid quite handsomely, and your new cowboy slave seemed quite okay with being made simple and obedient.
And look, already ready to work the ranch. He’s a natural dumb laborer.
“Yes Sir. After my slave done complete his chores, I’mma gonna give him a thorough inspection and milk him dry.
Then the boy’s gonna take me on a nice ride before I let him out to pasture.”
Looks like he’s already taking to his new life as a mindless cow-boy slave.
“You’re darn tootin’, Coach!”
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