“Coach, I know you run quite the FitDimWit program and the camaraderie of your jocks feels like the piece in the puzzle-that-is-me that has remained missing all these years. However, I hypothesize that my intellect is far too vast to succumb to your vocabulary.”
But it is what you want – to be a dumb jock on my team?
“If you manage to succeed in lifting the burden of my overthinking from this overactive mind, then yes.”
Why don’t you go ahead and stroke for me then… we won’t know unless we try, but you want to try so that we will know, and I already know that you can allow yourself to relax deeper and deeper with each and every stroke.
“Me don’t feel no diff’rent.”
No? You don’t feel like you are now a horny dumb jock?
“Me ready was horny dumb jock.”
Yes, I suppose that’s true.
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