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Flashback Friday: Passing Grade

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“Be honest with me. Have you been partying more? You were one of my top students and now you’ve failed the last three quizzes in a row.”

“I dunno Prof. It just ain’t seem fun to ‘member things anymores.”

“You haven’t by chance joined one of Coach’s teams, have you?”

“Nah Prof. But my roomie’s kind of a big shot athlete.”

“Has he been playing recordings from Coach?”

“Yeah. Says his headphones suck and asked if me minded. I always just fall asleep.”

“Well, I’m going to have to have a chat with Coach, you might find yourself on one of his teams after all.”

“Fuck yeah! I been workin’ out more.”

“Well, since you’re likely to become one soon enough, I could go ahead and make the same deal with you as I have with Coach’s jocks.”

“What’s that, Prof?”

“Well, I’m not sure if you’ve had the right kind of training from Coach yet. Do you still have a girlfriend?”

“Nah, she was becomin’ a nag. Always wantin’ to hang when I wanted to go to the gym or watch some sports with my roomie.”

“Well, that’s a promising start. Have you and your roommate been hookin’ up?”

“Nah, Coach has some dedicated beta jock for him. But man, watchin’ him work out – never quite looked at him like that before. I dunno.”

“And what do you think of me?”

“Dang, Prof, never thought of ya that way but you kinda gotta Daddy vibe going on.”

“Well, if you like that, then I suppose we can go ahead with the same deal. Any of the FitDimWits on his teams still get passing grades so long as they let me u se them once in a while.”


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