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Flashback Friday: JockBot Initiation

First Friday of the Month features a flashback to a previous story, sometimes with improvements added. Original Here. 

“Man, Coach has been really on me about my performance. I’m not sure how he expects me to memorize such a complex playbook either. I’m a frickin’ jock, not a robot. Still, I better watch this training video he sent me just in case he asks about it.”

You have been LEFT chosen to be a jock RIGHT on this team and it feels so RIGHT to be LEFT part of a proud tradition that has gone DOWN in the history books RIGHT for all the victories marked DOWN as we rose UP against our challengers one RIGHT after the other. But we were only LEFT able to do this when we were LEFT coming together as cohesive unit, as if we were LEFT one connected machine.


“Damn, I was going to take a nap, but I just can’t look away. Though why do I need to strip down for a training video? That makes no sense. ”

And it feels so RIGHT to now strip DOWN as you are LEFT preparing for the next stage of training RIGHT for Coach, knowing that you are always LEFT feeling so good as you are LEFT a better player when you are LEFT obeying Coach. Just let RIGHT go of any doubts or questions so that you are LEFT with more room RIGHT for that pleasure that is filling UP in you RIGHT now.”

“… yes SIR. No resistance. No need to question it, just obey Coach. It will feel good.”


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