Franco here has been transformed into a total himbo slave. He’s constantly horny for Superior men and will be a perfect addition to any of your establishments. Of course, you can enjoy him first for as long as you’d like, Coach!

And this, this is Drax. We made him an obedient muscle slave for you because we just knew you’d love his furry muscle. He also has some guard dog qualities, Coach, and will be fiercely loyal and protective of you.”

“We didn’t, you did!”
“Leave it to one of the dumb jocks on the team to be confusing. He means we used your recordings, Coach. And then just programmed them relentlessly. Both were so eager for fresh starts in life and open to leaving their stressful lives behind for a more simple existence.”
“Bro, isn’t that what I just said? Coach made them simple!”
“He made you simple, too.”
“And simple is good, bro. Get with the program!”
“Anyway, Coach, we recorded a lot of their sessions listening to your recordings if you want to watch their transformations. They both made it easy by being naturals!”