“Coach, I didn’t know that
I liked men before you
showed me what a real
man is like.
I know I’m a real
man too, and I’d love to
help break in some rookie
ass.
Got any new recruits
for me, Coach?”
“Did I faint again, Sir?”
“You’re right, Coach.
It’s best I show the
new recruits what it
means to be a good boy
by example.
My hole is open
& waiting for you,
Sir.”