You ready?
“Ya Coach. Got on that special shit too. What it called?”
Cologne. It’s my own special formula.
“You, sorry bro, just pumped to get to the gym, ya know what I’m sayin’?”
“Not really. I usually just take a run before work…. and I’m not sure why I’m telling you that.”
“It coo, bro.”
“Hey man, found one more. Must a blown away.”
“Blown… eh, sorry, zoned out for a second. Thanks a lot! But how did you find me?”
“It’s on the antelope ya meathead!”
“Oh yeah, that’s right. … Wait, no it’s not. I’m feeling kinda strange.”
“Let me help.”
“Wow, this is not like me. I feel kind of… I don’t know. It must be the stress of a job.”
“Don’t this make ya feel better bro?”
“Yeah, it does. My work just blows sometimes…”
“A blow job?”
“What? That’s not what I … fuck you’re hot though dude. Why not?”
“That right bro. Drink my meathead juice and you be a meathead too.”
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“Ya swallow that all dude. Fuck, it late though man, we gotta hit the gym. You one of us now!”
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