“Look, I know I don’t make a lot of TokkyTime videos, but I’m trying to warn you all. The new horror movie Bloody Patch has subliminal messages that will make you horny whenever you’re around pumpkins. Maybe not all pumpkins but if you’re starting to decorate or carve them, you’ll feel your dick just startin’ to throb in your pants.
I know that doesn’t sound like such a big deal to some of you, but it might drive you to do things you never thought you’d do because it will leave you desperate to fuck. And if the only thing around is that pumpkin that is making you horny, you will fuck that pumpkin. This isn’t some excuse for being curious. This is a warning that this will happen to you if you watch that movie. How do I know? Because it happened to me, ya’ll. I’m not some weirdo but there I was carving my pumpkin and I just couldn’t help myself. It was like I was compelled to do it.”
“Like, at first I’m just feeling my dick press against my pants, wondering why carving it is making me so goddamn horny. And I don’t know if it was subliminal or what, but I swear, that mouth ended up being carved just the right size for my dick. But still, I tried to ignore it. I really did.”
“But it was just there, like it was taunting me. Fuck, forget taunting. It was beckoning. I tried not to give in but resistance was… what’s that one line from that geek show? Futile. Resistance was futile, man. It was like that mouth was the hottest thing I’d ever seen, just begging to suck my dick.”
“But it was just there, like it was taunting me. Fuck, forget taunting. It was beckoning. I tried not to give in but resistance was… what’s that one line from that geek show? Futile. Resistance was futile, man. It was like that mouth was the hottest thing I’d ever seen, just begging to suck my dick.”
“And I wish I could say it had stopped at a bit of jack-o-lantern face fucking, but I was just so horned up beyond anything that felt reasonable. So I went online, trying to see if I could find anyone else that had the same thing happen to them. And I did. As we got to chatting, the one thing we all had in common was we had all watched that movie Bloody Patch either earlier that day, or a night or few before.”
“Then as soon as they started decorating or carving a pumpkin, it happened to them too. They became filled with insatiable lust that was unlike anything they’d ever experienced. I just don’t get who would do this. Why would someone put this kind of subliminal messaging in a new horror movie? I don’t get exactly how it works, but it does seem to be targeted to guys. At least, I haven’t heard of any women sticking gourds up their you-know-what… but guys getting horny around pumpkins? There’s a growing number.”
“Then as soon as they started decorating or carving a pumpkin, it happened to them too. They became filled with insatiable lust that was unlike anything they’d ever experienced. I just don’t get who would do this. Why would someone put this kind of subliminal messaging in a new horror movie? I don’t get exactly how it works, but it does seem to be targeted to guys. At least, I haven’t heard of any women sticking gourds up their you-know-what… but guys getting horny around pumpkins? There’s a growing number.”
“And the more people that watch the film, the more of this there are that can verify this is real. Some of us have been going through the film and have discovered there are flash images of penises fucking pumpkins.”
“That said, some of the gay guys on the chat have said they were able to channel their lust into their partners.”
“As for us straight dudes, if you have a bud around and are open-minded, who am I to judge? But most likely you’ll just end up abusing that poor pumpkin. Because I tell you, it wasn’t long before I was down on the ground fucking that pumpkin as hard as I could. You’ve been warned.”
“That said, some of the gay guys on the chat have said they were able to channel their lust into their partners.”
“As for us straight dudes, if you have a bud around and are open-minded, who am I to judge? But most likely you’ll just end up abusing that poor pumpkin. Because I tell you, it wasn’t long before I was down on the ground fucking that pumpkin as hard as I could. You’ve been warned.”
The above is fiction, with these kinky pumpkin images courtesy of deviantotter.com – click here for more deviant action – as well as straightnakedthugs.com – click here for more straight bros being naughty.
these stories are awesome, and seeing guys being kinky and gooning makes this faggot so horny.