“Are you the Muscle Mesmerizer guy?”
I am, how can I help you?
“I’ve had so much anxiety with the job. I’m hoping for some gym motivation that can also act as a stress reliever.”
What do you do?
“Stockbroker. Can never make enough money man.”
It’s a place where greed rules, huh?
“It sure is, but it takes up a lot of time figuring out how to line all our pockets. That’s why I need a way to maximize the workout time.”
I know just what path to set you on.
“Coach, dunno what you done but got fuckin’ fired man!”
Is that so? I’m definitely sorry to hear that.
“Don’t be! Best damn thing to ever happen man. My greed for cash ruined peeps, but my greed for muscle make me swole!”
You have some money for today’s session still though?
“I got ya covered man! Got licensed to train man!”
You mean certified as a trainer?
“You got it bro. Got me workin’ in a gym, working out in a gym, fuck, I might as well live there!”